Dropping science like Galileo dropped the orange

May 29 2009 ∞

fmylife:

Today, I was visiting Munich when a drunk man and his friend started to pick a fight with me. They were making fun of my accent, and after a while, he grabbed a live swan by its neck and starting attacking me, using the swan as a club. A drunk man used a live swan to beat me up. FML

i want to be these drunk guys more than anything in the world.

beating people up with live water foul is the most street cred one can get next to robbing a liquor store with a bengal tiger or car jacking cars at stop lights with an alligator.

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  3. icantgetanythingelse reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    SWAN?! o.O What the… Poor swan.
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  7. notfml reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    F your L? No way, no, think...poor animal. At least you have
  8. kittycate reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    okay sorry but LOL
  9. justincessant reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    be these drunk guys more than anything in the world. beating people up...most street cred...
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  15. ytterbium reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    Too bad in the actual news story I’m pretty sure he beat the other...swan. Bit more than
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  17. jaycunamay reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    Fucking hilarious
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