Dropping science like Galileo dropped the orange

Jun 25 2009

Odd fellow

For the first time ever I was used for sex. I felt so dirty the morning after when I offered to make pancakes or coffee and she just said she was busy and had to leave. I should’ve known something was up when we spent the date drinking 40’s and discussing our ex’s. Felt weirder when I realized I would have not prefered a one night stand again.

Maybe I’m just bored but I think people believe I’m a bro or that my sarcastic wall screams that I’m not b/f material. Or maybe I shouldn’t flirt with girls that think a date prerequisite is a 40oz of OE or king cobra.

Oh women. Y’all so crazy.

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